You Might Be A Redneck If....

Overheard at my hair salon:

Guy: "I had a weird dream last night."
Girl: "Really?"
Guy: "I dreamed Robert Plant died, and Jeff Foxworthy replaced him as the lead singer in Led Zepplin."
Girl: "Was he any good?"
Guy: "Actually, he could hit the high notes better than Plant!"

I swear I'm not making it up.